i will be home in less than a month and it seems that dance parties have fallen out of fashion.

on a more positive note, employing me seems to be in fashion.

jessica hopkins sent me a frantic facebook wall post (not frantic at all) about how i havent blogged in two months. this is true.

so:
-i finished work in laos
-played on islands and made a new and lovely friend and companion
-traveled through cambodia
-flew away to australia, which was interesting and lovely and a bit awkward and distanced and makes me slightly worried about heading back stateside
-burma! and was never so sexually harassed. burmese penises and warnings of “lady danger! lady danger!”
-and am on my way to malaysia with aforementioned friend
-have run out of money and have been doing my laundry with a scrub brush while crouching naked in the shower for the past 5-6 weeks.

i also inadvertently exposed my breast to my moto driver in cambodia. when we said goodbye he grabbed my shoulders and said, “lady, i LOVE you. come back to cambodia soon.”